Friday, April 17, 2009

If You Don't Know God...Don't Make Stupid Remarks!

A friend sent this to me last week and I thought it was too good not to pass along. I started to post it as a Friday Funnies but there is so much truth to it (people making stupid remarks like this)...I thought I would just post it by itself.

If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD if you are real then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 min."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting."

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.

The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What in the world is the matter with you?" "Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied, "GOD was too busy today protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me."

The classroom erupted in cheers!

Wishing you a very happy, enjoyable and relaxed weekend!

Have a wonderfully blessed day!


  1. Jennifer...that was awesome. Thank you for sharing. So perfect!

  2. Blessings,
    I wanted to let you know about a new feature on my blog. It is a way to connect to my faithful readers. "Circle of love" is a new feature on fridays where I want to introduce faithful friends such as yourself to my readers.

    Check out todays post about this new feature and consider allowing me to feature you and your blog in the future.

    Thank you for all that you are doing, as you minister to us thru the web!


  3. Oh that is too funny! I love it!

    Have a great weekend my friend!

  4. I love this!
    Have a Fabulous Weekend!

  5. Oh... that's good stuff!

  6. Jennifer,

    Loved that post. I will be sharing that with all my friends via email and my hubby that is sitting right here with me.

    Gotta love our soldiers!

    Love and Hugs ~ Kat


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