Friday, April 10, 2009

Friday Funnies

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest inhigh-powered vacuum cleaners.

''Go away!' said the old lady. 'I'm broke and haven't got any money!'and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.

'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horsemanure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder..'

The old lady stepped back and said,

' Well let me get you a fork,'cause they cut off my electricity this morning.'

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Have a wonderfully blessed day!

10 comments:

  1. HA! I literally LOL'd on this one!

    Have a wonderful Friday. Are the storms over yet??

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  2. Ouch!! That's funny. And just another of many reasons why I could never be a salesman! lOL.
    Happy Friday my friend.
    Kim

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  3. Oh MY! This is hillarious! I love it!
    Have a FABULOUS Friday!

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  4. Bwahahahaha! She tried to tell him!

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  5. Michael laughed really hard when I pointed your joke out to him this morning which is also a bit therapeutic for me as today is such a "heavy" day and my post today was difficult.

    blessings,
    marcy

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  6. Jennifer,

    Every once in a while you just got to find some humor in life, thanks for finding a way to end a rough week on a positive note! Yeah Spring Break is here, (happy dance) and the kids don't have school. Happy Easter!

    Love and Hugs ~ Kat

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  7. OH mY Grossness and funniness! I am cracking up!

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Thank you for stopping by today and sharing your heart felt thoughts with me. As we ride "Through the Storms of Life" together, chances are...your situation is different than mine. However, we serve the same awesome God, King of Kings who is in complete control and it all belongs to Him anyway...He wants to give you the very best. Be encouraged my friend, God loves you!

Thank you again for taking the time to visit me at "Through the Storms of Life".

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