Friday, March 13, 2009

Friday Funnies


TGIF!!!! I just love Fridays because I am off and I just love Friday Funnies! It is great to share laughs after a long and busy week. For more Friday Funnies...visit my friend, Kim at Homesteaders Heart.


REDNECK SEAFOOD DINNER

NOW,THAT'S FUNNY,
I DON'T
CARE WHO YOU ARE !


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A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.

Seeing God, she asked, " Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, lipo-suction, and a tummy tuck.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded,"I thought you said I had another 40 years "Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?"

God replied, "Girlllllll, I didn't even recognize you!"

Thanks, Mindy...I loved these!

Have a wonderfully blessed day!

22 comments:

  1. These made me laugh, thanks. Enjoy your day off sweetie, love you.

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  2. Oh! Laugh out Loud funny!!! That joke is great and the picture is soooooo true isn't it? LOL.
    Thank you for spreading some cheer today my friend.
    Happy Friday to you.
    Kim

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  3. RIGHT?!!! Oh that's good-both of them!! Happy Friday to you my new sweet friend-I hope the week has given you some peaceful moments! Blessings to you!! Amanda:)

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  4. That redneck seafood dinner is going to be my screen saver ! I'm loving it. Have a blessed day!
    Brenda @ http://www.ourlifestyleoflearning.ning.com

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  5. Hmmm... I wasn't sure what to have for dinner tonight. Thanks for the smiles!

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  6. I love the picture! Oh, is that funny!!!! Best to you this Happy Friday.

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  7. OK, this was really funny!

    Hope you have a blessed day.

    Thanks for sharing♥

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  8. Girlllll.... those are funny!! :)

    Have a great weekend.

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  9. Too funny! LOL! Enjoy your day off. We need to email and firm up where we're gonna meet. I'll shoot you an email this afternoon.

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  10. BAAA HAAA...I am cracking up at God not recognizing her...He does have a sense of humor. Too funny. That looks like our dinner for tonight. LOL

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  11. My son LOVES hotdogs. Wonder if I ought to prepare them like that for him sometime?!

    Happy Friday. Hope your weekend is blessed.

    Love,
    Patti

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  12. Jenn,

    Let me try again....that just cracked me up! I have to show my husband the hot dog one...he will just love it!

    Blessings to you, sweet friend!

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  13. Oh I love it!!! Happy Friday, thanks for a smile.

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  14. Oh that is too funny! I'll have to show my son the hot dogs. He'll like that! Happy Friday my friend!

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  15. HaHa!! That is great!! I have always lives in Louisiana and our weather has always been like that! We have years when we are putting up our Christmas tree in 80 degree weather and going to church on Easter Sunday in 20 degree weather with ice!! The weather men dont even know what they are talking about half of the time!! ;-)

    Hope you have a great weekend!
    Love you my sweet friend!!

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  16. LOL! TOo funny! Thanks for sharing!

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  17. Now those ARE funny. Thanks for the laugh today.

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  18. Really funny.......
    Have a great day!

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  19. Too funny! Love the picture and the story!! I'll stick with the looks He gave me ;-)

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  20. Thanks for blogging by! Too funny...my boys would totally love the redneck seafood dinner! Have a great weekend!

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  21. Your redneck seafood dinner is too funny!!

    Blessings!

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  22. I'm late getting around, but I'm so glad I did. That picture busted me up! I am SO seving that this evening!

    Thanks ever do for merrying my heart today.
    Have a JESUS-filled day! ^i^

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Thank you for stopping by today and sharing your heart felt thoughts with me. As we ride "Through the Storms of Life" together, chances are...your situation is different than mine. However, we serve the same awesome God, King of Kings who is in complete control and it all belongs to Him anyway...He wants to give you the very best. Be encouraged my friend, God loves you!

Thank you again for taking the time to visit me at "Through the Storms of Life".

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